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Craig's List - Los Angeles - m4w


YOUNGER NIGHT GIRL WANTED

* IF YOUR PARENTS IGNORE YOUR FINANCIAL NEEDS THEN I WILL BE YOUR DADDY.
* I KNOW YOU ARE BROKE AND HAVE NO WAY TO GET WHAT YOU WANT, LIKE CLOTHES, SHOES, PARTY, CAR PAYMENTS AND MUCH MORE.
* RELAX, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO START HELPING ME OUT. IF YOU ARE REALLY COOL JUST OVER 18 Y.O. THEN I LIKE TO MEET YOU. CAR, OFFICE, GARAGE, ROOF, SECRET PLACE OR FRIENDS HOUSE.
* IMAGINE HAVING A STEADY ONE THOUSAND IN YOUR HAND EACH WEEK.
* I AM FUNNY TOO, NORMAL, SEXY, WILD, INTELLIGENT.
* SEEK A SOLUTION OUT OF THE BOX BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. YOU DESERVE A BETTER SITUATION.
* TRUST ME I KNOW YOU ARE SAD RIGHT NOW BUT THERE IS HOPE IN THE END OF THE TUNNEL.
* PLEASE DON'T BE WEIRD.


Haha, "please don't be weird"? Because mentally sane, non-weird girls are going to be all over this guy.