Wednesday, June 16, 2010

OkCupid, Seattle
24 / F / Bisexual / Available

I am whit, proud, and hot.

My Self-Summary
READ! now in Settle. im 24. im whit n proud. drinks n drugs r good thugz aint. back off paco n tyrone dis all proud whit girl here. i got a bf n i aint sleepin wit u after 1 mesage. back off old guys im 24! ICKY!


What I’m doing with my life

sleepin wit yo man

I’m really good at

gittin hi

The first things people usually notice about me
but and how hot i am

The six things I could never do without
sex bud meth beer parteys men

I spend a lot of time thinking about
4×4 bass fishin buble baths camaros candles cowboyz eminem fast cars fredriks of holywood frog giggin gretchen wilson harleyz huntin jack kid rock lether marlboro reds meth motorcyclez muddin nascar sexy short skirts strip clubs toby keith trans ams usa whit power 420

On a typical Friday night I am

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
nothin is privats wit me

You should message me if

ur hot

Sunday, February 21, 2010

She will set you on fire with her eyes and not in a good way.

Craig's List - Austin - w4m

Crazy in love with life - 22

this computer has no spell ENJOY! its going to be a bumpy ride.

Man alive. i had the worlds best CL add typed up.annnnnd then the computer crashed . after a few choice words not to mention some extream restraint on my part for not throwing the laptop across the room. i have started again, and sadly this one is going to be painstakeingly bland.*sigh*
crazy tall, 6'3"
Artistic ,spontanious, insanely odd.
chubby...fat...big boned however the heck you want to say it.
(all this personality cant fit in a little package noooo way)
im outdoorsy and go to the gym regularly i simply have more chubbin for the lovein.(for some odd reason that saying allways makes me think of bunnys)
Any who~
i have a kid *GASP* calm down...breath...okay listen. im not trying to push my kid on anyone, and if we did hit it off. you would not be meeting her untill waaaaaaaaaay downt the line.

feel better? okay ill continue.
my hair is forever changeing. curently im in a bright red kick. but who knows when it will change again.
quite a few tattoos.

20-30 something. im bendy on the age. as it is but a number.
Dont care about hight.
if you can keep up with me then i dont really care about shape.
race is again not an issue.
however. if your mama droped you on your head as a child after you chewed on lead lined baby crib bars im not intrested.
i apreciate debate.intelegance is attractive to me.
relatively atractive would also be lovely.
FUNNY. oh lord if you can make me laugh i can forgive everything.
owning a T-rex is a big plus

now here are the kickers.
No 420 or atleast not be dependent on it. i dont like drugs around me.
non smoker would be the best. but if you just dont do it around me we would be gravy. im alergic and trust me it would not be

and the big one (drum roll plz)
manners. as in , have them. dont ask me to come over for "sexy time" in the first email or i will set you on fier with my eyes~!
i dont want to have to explain another dissaperance to the cops. my excuses are running a little thin.
"oh that scorch mark officer...uh...thats just where a meteor landed ..yep , fell right out of the sky"

shoot this is too long.

PUT "Mad ninja skillz" in the subject line so i can sift through the non ninja bots. Thanks.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Who says guys are afraid of commitment?

At age 20 he has been single for "to long." Maybe he should spend less time looking for girls and more time looking for the spellcheck button.

Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w

i want to marry someone asap - 20

like the title says i have been single for way to long i just want to get married and live a good life with awesome kids.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Nerd Alert

He doesn't care about looks or careers. But he does care about World of Warcraft.

Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w

World of warcraft? - 25

25 white male looking for a female to be friends with and possibly date. Looks are not that important to me. Being able to spend time with someone doing something I like as in playing wow with is more important. If you are interested email me put "I play wow" for the subject so I can know you are a real person. Anymore question feel free to ask.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Foot Master

Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w

Kiss Your Feet - 44

I'm just looking for a women that will let me Worship her feet for about 30 minutes.Looking for a white woman between 18 to 45 with pretty feet .Let me know if you are the one.I tried to place this add before but all I got was a bunch of spams wanting me to sign up for some web sites.So if your real can you put cute feet in the response.Let me know what you would like in retun for making this really happen...Just really like to Kiss, Rub and suck your Toes.


Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Do you really think this guy should be reproducing?

Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w



Too Many Fish in the Sea

Picture below is the picture from the actual ad.

Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w

Just Fishing - 38

Well I am told there is a lot of fish in the see so I am throwing out my line to see if I get a nibble. I like all types of fish but definitely prefer if someone cleans them for me. I do catch and release the ones that are too small and the ones that are too large. Really in the mood to eat some fresh fish. Love to catch one worth mounting. I have plenty of bait so I guess I will see what is biting. Not interested in fish that would have a problem with a 5'11 165 lb fishermen. Any nibbles with "CATCH AND RELEASE" in the subject line will get a response. All others will just be deleted along with the generic replies. So what kind of fish are you?

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Fetish time, yet again

Just in case you didn't understand the ad, he has provided pictures with demonstrations.

Craig's List - Atlanta - m4w

Your ass, my recip - 40

I am addicted to a woman's ass...please help with my addiction :-)

Would you like a man to worship your sexy ass? All shapes and sizes are welcome to inquire.

Would you enjoy sitting clothed on a mans face while you watch tv? talk on the phone?

Would you enjoy a soothing tongue licking your ass clean after a long day at work or working out at the gym?

Maybe some kissing and sniffing of your sexy ass!

Nothing sexual needed. I stay clothed.

I am very oral if you would want relief as well. Nothing is ever needed in return.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Say what?

Craig's List - Atlanta - m4w

Racial Abuse - 33

Looking for a young sexy black woman turned on by the idea of an older white man being forceful, rough, and racially abusive with her. Slaps, belt-swings, horrible language (and especially that one word) -- even that barely covers it all. And I'd do my best to convince you I mean it, that I do think such is proper and natural, when no, I really don't. I just note the idea makes some of you wetter and it can be a lot of fun for both parties. Those few D/s blacks not racist enough to tolerate white owners as well as black ones -- well, they're a hell of a lot of fun. Rough sex, hot talk, why hold back? Intertwined limbs showing a dichotomy of coloration -- that's almost as sexy as cumming in a pretty young lady who's crying her ass off, because she asked you to make her cry as you did so...

This isn't for everyone. But I'm sure I'll get my say. Black-positive but kinky? Love the Americans that take a non-offensive post and flag it down over it being beyond their understanding. Keep it up, normally I can't repost for 3-4 days, but each time it's removed I get a fresh repost/top-billing for reposting it. It's an otherwise boring day...

No wonder his post keeps getting flagged. And no wonder he is still single.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Bob Barker would be proud

Bob Barker was always begging us to spay and neuter our pets!

Craig's List - Atlanta - m4w

Seeking Female To "NEUTER" Me - 26

I am looking for a female to neuter me... YES i said Neuter as in "spay and neuter your pet" If you are interested in castrating (snipping the nuts off a guy) please email me and please be serious. I prefer someone with experience (ie. Farm, Pigs, Cattle, etc) Experience is not necessary but please be willing to learn. If you are curious about the subject then please google Burdizzo, Elastrator, Castration.

Serious Inquiries only. I am not seeking ROLE PLAY i am seeking REAL PLAY

Please change subject line to SNIP SNIP so i know your not spam.

Thank You :)

Driver wanted

Craig's List - Atlanta - m4w


I'm an older gentleman with a "Big Stick" and I'm looking for a young lady that is clean, sexy and in shape that would like to be pampered, and spoiled often. I'm in good shape so you need to be too. You must have your own car. Please send a picture with your reply. You can be a "Sugar Baby too". Thanks you! No Spam Please.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

That's just my baby's daddy!

This ad comes from someone who aspires to secure a spot of the Maury Povich show. By way of Fayetteville, Arkansas, no less.

Need to get pregnant fast by clean educated man - w4m

Date: 2009-11-28, 8:32AM CST

Looking for a light skinned man to get me pregnant this coming weekend or early next week. You will need light brown blonde or red hair.

My husband and I have been trying to get pregnant for months now and my doctor says I'm fine so it must be him -- it would kill him not to have kids.

Be drug and disease free.

I figure we can try a couple of times while I'm visiting this week and hopefully I will be pregnant for my flight back home.

Send a couple of pictures of yourself, especially nude pics--can't do this if I'm not attracted to you. And tell me a bit about yourself

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Spanglish 2.0

There is such a thing called a "language barrier", and this fellow is adding huge cinderblocks to that wall. One misspelling at a time.
*note, I know Brazilians speak Portuguese*

loking for a real relationship - 30 (new orleans)

Date: 2010-01-09, 8:23PM CST

hei .......
Im brasilian men,30 years old, 5' 10",from brasil...I great personality,never ben married no kids but want some,don't smoke,like kids............
I looking for a girl 24- 32, sincere,sweet,real,someone that is attractive and wand built a relationship with......
if interested please responde with a picure........

Wednesday, January 6, 2010


Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w

any blonde ladies into white witchcraft?

single white male slender beautiful physique dark haired, desires blonde white witchcraft practioner,i very recent acquired a book called THE PSYCHIC ENERGY WORKBOOK it is the study of channeling sexual and psychic energies from one's partner to converge into ONE aura,then one is supposed to become more clairvoyant and telepathic,and empathic to psychic healings,looking for divinely beautiful sensitive blonde supernatural arts practioner to explore with me.i don't know of any sexual magick that doesn't require nudity,so i guess you have to be ok with that.write me back if interested.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Guys really do love cars

Why does every dude think it is a good idea to compare himself to a car? This one sounds like a real clunker.

Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w

Classic 50's cruiser, lo miles, lo maint

Classic 50's cruiser, low miles, low maint, reliable, sleek lines, runs strong, idles smoothly, doesn't overheat or consume excess fluids, nicely balanced & comfortable. Impeccable condition aside from black original roof faded to grey. Carefully maintained & recently back on the market. Needs nothing except for a skilled driver who can appreciate the extraordinary. More details readily available.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Is she for real?

I don't know if this is real or fake - but I do know it's disturbing.

Craig's List - Phoenix - m4w

bukkake cum bath

i have a huge cum fetish. love receiving a facial and getting my perfect breasts covered in cum. my biggest fantasy is to be completely covered in dick juice, but one guy alone cant give me a cum bath. i want a large group of guys to cover me with their cum. i will be ready all night long and have no major plans except to get my cum bath!

since this is pretty wild i didnt want to post a photo that could be identified by somebody i might know... i want to be secret about this. i can send you a photo with your response if im interested in you coming by.

Fetish time!!

Craig's List - Phoenix - m4w


Ok, sure it sounds odd. I'm into practicing safe, clean, sanitary bloodletting.
Far-fetched as it may be, are there any women into this as well?
I'm not particularly looking for a sexual relationship, just a fetish practice.
I have all the required supplies: new clean scalpels, rubbing alcohol, cottom swabs, mouth wash, bandages(if needed or desired).
I only do this if my partner is willing and feels safe and comfortable. We can talk and get to know each other first if you desire.