Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Fetish time, yet again

Just in case you didn't understand the ad, he has provided pictures with demonstrations.

Craig's List - Atlanta - m4w

Your ass, my recip - 40

I am addicted to a woman's ass...please help with my addiction :-)

Would you like a man to worship your sexy ass? All shapes and sizes are welcome to inquire.

Would you enjoy sitting clothed on a mans face while you watch tv? talk on the phone?

Would you enjoy a soothing tongue licking your ass clean after a long day at work or working out at the gym?

Maybe some kissing and sniffing of your sexy ass!

Nothing sexual needed. I stay clothed.

I am very oral if you would want relief as well. Nothing is ever needed in return.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Say what?

Craig's List - Atlanta - m4w

Racial Abuse - 33

Looking for a young sexy black woman turned on by the idea of an older white man being forceful, rough, and racially abusive with her. Slaps, belt-swings, horrible language (and especially that one word) -- even that barely covers it all. And I'd do my best to convince you I mean it, that I do think such is proper and natural, when no, I really don't. I just note the idea makes some of you wetter and it can be a lot of fun for both parties. Those few D/s blacks not racist enough to tolerate white owners as well as black ones -- well, they're a hell of a lot of fun. Rough sex, hot talk, why hold back? Intertwined limbs showing a dichotomy of coloration -- that's almost as sexy as cumming in a pretty young lady who's crying her ass off, because she asked you to make her cry as you did so...

This isn't for everyone. But I'm sure I'll get my say. Black-positive but kinky? Love the Americans that take a non-offensive post and flag it down over it being beyond their understanding. Keep it up, normally I can't repost for 3-4 days, but each time it's removed I get a fresh repost/top-billing for reposting it. It's an otherwise boring day...

No wonder his post keeps getting flagged. And no wonder he is still single.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Bob Barker would be proud

Bob Barker was always begging us to spay and neuter our pets!

Craig's List - Atlanta - m4w

Seeking Female To "NEUTER" Me - 26

I am looking for a female to neuter me... YES i said Neuter as in "spay and neuter your pet" If you are interested in castrating (snipping the nuts off a guy) please email me and please be serious. I prefer someone with experience (ie. Farm, Pigs, Cattle, etc) Experience is not necessary but please be willing to learn. If you are curious about the subject then please google Burdizzo, Elastrator, Castration.

Serious Inquiries only. I am not seeking ROLE PLAY i am seeking REAL PLAY

Please change subject line to SNIP SNIP so i know your not spam.

Thank You :)

Driver wanted

Craig's List - Atlanta - m4w


I'm an older gentleman with a "Big Stick" and I'm looking for a young lady that is clean, sexy and in shape that would like to be pampered, and spoiled often. I'm in good shape so you need to be too. You must have your own car. Please send a picture with your reply. You can be a "Sugar Baby too". Thanks you! No Spam Please.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

That's just my baby's daddy!

This ad comes from someone who aspires to secure a spot of the Maury Povich show. By way of Fayetteville, Arkansas, no less.

Need to get pregnant fast by clean educated man - w4m

Date: 2009-11-28, 8:32AM CST

Looking for a light skinned man to get me pregnant this coming weekend or early next week. You will need light brown blonde or red hair.

My husband and I have been trying to get pregnant for months now and my doctor says I'm fine so it must be him -- it would kill him not to have kids.

Be drug and disease free.

I figure we can try a couple of times while I'm visiting this week and hopefully I will be pregnant for my flight back home.

Send a couple of pictures of yourself, especially nude pics--can't do this if I'm not attracted to you. And tell me a bit about yourself

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Spanglish 2.0

There is such a thing called a "language barrier", and this fellow is adding huge cinderblocks to that wall. One misspelling at a time.
*note, I know Brazilians speak Portuguese*

loking for a real relationship - 30 (new orleans)

Date: 2010-01-09, 8:23PM CST

hei .......
Im brasilian men,30 years old, 5' 10",from brasil...I great personality,never ben married no kids but want some,don't smoke,like kids............
I looking for a girl 24- 32, sincere,sweet,real,someone that is attractive and wand built a relationship with......
if interested please responde with a picure........

Wednesday, January 6, 2010


Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w

any blonde ladies into white witchcraft?

single white male slender beautiful physique dark haired, desires blonde white witchcraft practioner,i very recent acquired a book called THE PSYCHIC ENERGY WORKBOOK it is the study of channeling sexual and psychic energies from one's partner to converge into ONE aura,then one is supposed to become more clairvoyant and telepathic,and empathic to psychic healings,looking for divinely beautiful sensitive blonde supernatural arts practioner to explore with me.i don't know of any sexual magick that doesn't require nudity,so i guess you have to be ok with that.write me back if interested.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Guys really do love cars

Why does every dude think it is a good idea to compare himself to a car? This one sounds like a real clunker.

Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w

Classic 50's cruiser, lo miles, lo maint

Classic 50's cruiser, low miles, low maint, reliable, sleek lines, runs strong, idles smoothly, doesn't overheat or consume excess fluids, nicely balanced & comfortable. Impeccable condition aside from black original roof faded to grey. Carefully maintained & recently back on the market. Needs nothing except for a skilled driver who can appreciate the extraordinary. More details readily available.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Is she for real?

I don't know if this is real or fake - but I do know it's disturbing.

Craig's List - Phoenix - m4w

bukkake cum bath

i have a huge cum fetish. love receiving a facial and getting my perfect breasts covered in cum. my biggest fantasy is to be completely covered in dick juice, but one guy alone cant give me a cum bath. i want a large group of guys to cover me with their cum. i will be ready all night long and have no major plans except to get my cum bath!

since this is pretty wild i didnt want to post a photo that could be identified by somebody i might know... i want to be secret about this. i can send you a photo with your response if im interested in you coming by.

Fetish time!!

Craig's List - Phoenix - m4w


Ok, sure it sounds odd. I'm into practicing safe, clean, sanitary bloodletting.
Far-fetched as it may be, are there any women into this as well?
I'm not particularly looking for a sexual relationship, just a fetish practice.
I have all the required supplies: new clean scalpels, rubbing alcohol, cottom swabs, mouth wash, bandages(if needed or desired).
I only do this if my partner is willing and feels safe and comfortable. We can talk and get to know each other first if you desire.