Sunday, November 15, 2009

Swallowed a bitter pill

I get it dude, you are bitter about the way your life has turned out. This is not attractive to the ladies. You say no one is telling you the truth? Well, I will. It's you, not them. So calm down.

Craig's List - Los Angeles - m4w

So how much do I pay you?

Seriously, I feel like I have to shell out cash just so I can find a girl who I can talk with, someone who I can lean on, someone who I can take out to the movies or to go out and eat somewhere.

I have to find a hooker just so I can have someone around me, someone to hug, or to listen to music with. I'm not interested in sex, I don't care about it, I don't want it, I just want to find someone finally. I want a girl to who will tell me what I'm doing wrong, be up front and honest with me. Am I scummy? Am I coming on too strong? Am I not James Bond enough for you or something? Am I ugly? Is there no chemistry? Why do women have to play these games and dance around what's on their mind, only to block or ignore me or never return my e-mails later?

I don't stalk, I don't press for information, I don't e-mail you if you don't e-mail me, I ask a lot of questions to keep the conversation moving, sure, it's a nervous habit in fact... but fuck, if we're doing something wrong, TELL US OR WE'LL NEVER LEARN. I thought women loved to change guys? CHANGE WHO I AM. I don't give a shit, I just don't want to be alone anymore. I'll be whoever you want. Knights in Shining Armor don't just ride along, they're shaped. Shape me. I'll do whatever you tell me to do. I don't care if I sound desperate anymore, I'm being real for once- I'm not putting on an act to seem like I'm cooler than I really am. I know I won't get a damn response to this either, but fuck it at this point.

1 comment:

  1. Does he think that despair and aggression is somehow attractive?