Friday, November 27, 2009

She's baacck


She's baacck. Guess she didn't find the sailor who likes ducks and jeeps, so she is on the prowl again.

Oh yeah and now she thinks she's a poet.


Craig's List - New Orleans - w4m

SAILOR I AM READY FOR A FEAST

OVERBOARD- SAILOR THAT STOLE MY JEEP HE IS A CREEP LOOKIN FOR SOMEONE SWEET
DUCKS - THEY ARE COOL. HAVE ONE IN MY POND AND MY SWIMMIN POOL
JEEPS - WHAT THE HECK. ANGOLA WILL PAY THE CHECK
SO THIS REALTOR FROM ORANGE BEACH
DON'T NEED NO JEEP RETURNED FROM THE CREEP
CREDENTIALS FROM GOD ARE ALL THAT I NEED
HE SAID DON'T PUT A PERIOD WHERE A COMMA SHOULD BE
SO GENTLEMEN ONE, AND GENTLEMEN ALL
I TRUSTED A SAILOR
AND I A SAD AS I CAN BE
BUT GUESS WHAT
THE LORD SAY - FORGIVE THEE
DON'T HANG HIM FROM A TREE!
LET IT BE LET IT BE LET IT BE
SO BE IT. HE STOLE MY JEEP. MY WARDROBE. AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE,
BUT AS TRAFFIC LOW SPARK OF HIGH HEELED BOYS SAYS
"YOU CAN STEAL EVERYTHING INCLUDING MY PRIDE BUT STILL THAT IS NOTHIN THAT NO ONE DESTROYS....AND THE SOUND THAT I', HEARING IS THE LOW SPARK OF HIGH HEELED BOYS"
AND SO YOU ROTTEN 20YR VET FROM THE UNITED STATES NAVY SAYING THAT STEALING MY JEEP AND MY WARDROBE
AND BLAMING IT ON TOO MANY WARS WHERE YOU SAT ON A NAVAL VESSEL IN AN ENGINIE ROOM
DOINGWHO KNOWS WHAT ---- HONOR. WHAT HONOR IS THERE IN STEALING A WOMAN'S CAR? A MOTHER WITH 2 KIDS IN COLLEGE (PRE LAW AND PRE MED)

OH, ABOUT THE FEAST..... WELL, SPITTING NAILS IS NOT MY BEST QUALITY - SO YES,
I AM SO AVAILABLE TO HAVE THE FEAST OF A LIFETIME
I AM A CATERER, REALTOR, LOVER AND HEALER
AM MAD AS HECK
BUT GUESS WHAT?
YOU CAN STEAL EVERYTHING EXCEPT MY SOUL.
WHEW. I NEEDED THAT. AND ALL YOU SOUTHERN GENTLEMEN OUT THERE FROM LOUISIANA.
I LOVE YOU AND WISH YOU A LOVE SAINTSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO LOVE YOU. AND I AM AVAILABLE - SAILING EXPERIENCE, GREAT COOK, MUSICIAN AND ALL THAT JAZZ. DEAR GOD, IS IT OK TO PUT A PERIOD THERE?


No comments:

Post a Comment