Thursday, November 12, 2009

A Man About Town

I left some stuff out of this ad because it was all too long to post. There's a link below if you want to learn more about this guy. After all, he's met with Gandhi AND Martin Luther King Jr.!

OkCupid! - Los Angeles - m4w

I am hungry, horny, and STD Free!
I am a sweet and caring man, raised near the foothills of a mountain that was not bareback in any way and had all sorts of beautiful shit like trees, snow, and cute bunnies. There was some bad animals in the mountains too, you know the ones that ate the bunnies. That part kind of sucked, but hey, life's not all rainbows and orgies right? That reminds me of something my dad used to tell me. He would say "Son, if you wan't fair, join the boy scouts." Which I thought was kind of a dick thing to say, but then he didn't even let me join the boy scouts. But you know what? I think one of the kids ended up getting molested, so I probably dodged a bullet. Thanks Dad.

I’m really good at
My mom tells me I am good at whatever I set my mind to. I know all the states by heart. Wherever we are in Los Angeles, I could find you a gas station super quick just from memory. Which comes in handy sometimes.Oh, and I am good at sex, so if you want to do that. We can do that. Unless you are fat or something, then probably not.

The first things people usually notice about me
My bulge, I'll be honest, I do stuff my pant's but women wear padded bra's so I think it's only fair right? But I use one of those novelty dildos so it still looks real, cuz girls can totally tell when it's a sock or something. That doesn't even look real. And if you get a lap dance, they are going to know IMMEDIATELY. But with the big dildo, when the girl is rubbing on your lap, they might get impressed with how big it is and then say something nice about it. Even though its not real, it still feels nice to hear good things about my dick.

The six things I could never do without
My dick, lets be honest. I mean we can pretty much cut the list down to just that. But I guess if I have to name more, I would say: Burritos, threesome porn with two girls and one guy cuz that shit is awesome, Jack Daniels, Beer, 18 year old girls that don't know any better. Is that 6, shit that was easy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I always wondered about if I went to prison, would I be one of the dudes getting gang raped, or would I be one of the dudes gang raping? I am hoping there is a third option because I don't really like the idea of either of the first two options. But it seems to be a common theme in all the movies about prison I have seen. I think that might be why I don't really like watching prison movies.Anyways, I would hope that if those are the only two options, I would be one of the gang rapers. But that still makes me a little sad. I don't want to go to prison.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I don't like Mexican people. I don't hate them or anything, and if you are a hot mexican chick, I'll still do you. But as far as a group of people go....I am not a big fan. I don't wish anything bad on them, I just would rather not hang out with them. They just annoy me with their Mexican ways.
You should message me if
If you are hot, and like doing it, and like drinking. It would be even cooler if you are down for anal because that shit is tight... no pun intended.

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