Ok Cupid - San Francisco, CA
I am full of worms, meat, and hormones
I'm looking for a man to ply me with lavish furs and shiny overpriced baubles. Then to disappear mysteriously forever.
If I don't have enough corn syrup in my diet, I will lapse into a state of psychic arrest. You will be required to convince me (in five minutes or less) that I am not the final incarnation of the Oracle at Delphi, and that I do not need to purchase yet another ophidian companion. I already have twenty three, and I will never be able to move out of my parents' attic if every paycheck keeps going to feeder mice.
Anal is okay, but must be preceded by prayer.
I wonder what kind of prayers you need to do before anal?
Prayers so that she doesn't let the hungry feeder mice out of their cage. Ewww!
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