HE GOTZ SKILLZ

So he says in the title he has warrants then in the ad he says he doesn't. Well I'm issuing him a warrant for being a douchebag. And for some reason he spelled warrant right but couldn't spell women. Nice going.




Craig's List San Francisco





I GOT WARRANTS I CANT SPELL ILL PULL YOUR HAIR I LIKE FIRECRACKERS

I HAVE ONE MISSING TOOTH ITS IN TH BACK.........IM OUTTA SHAPE NOT ALOT .......I LIVE IN A CRAPY HOUSE WITH A WALL HEATER BUT I KEEP IT SUPER CLEAN....I DONT SMOKE ANYTHING...... I DONT REALLY HAVE ANY WARRANTS..........I HAVE HAD TH SAME JOB FOR 10 YEARS............I HAVE PLENTY OF HOBBIES.........I LOVE TO COOK........I MISS SEX IM NOT WILLING TO JUST GO OUT N HUMP SOMETHING.........IM DIVORCED............I LIKE TO BBQ....I ALWAYSE TELL THE TRUTH............IM NOT A CHEAT........I SCUBA DIVE..........I LIKE MY CAT...SOMETIMES I WEAR A HAT............MY MOUNAIN BIKE HAS A FLAT.........IM A DAD.........ITS THE BEST THING I EVER HAD..........I MISS MY BOAT.......IF I HAD LAND I WOULD BUY A GOAT.............IM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE NICE TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH IM NOT GOING TO INFLATE MYSELFE TO YOU TILL MY HEAD POPS OFF MY SHOULDERS IM FOR REAL SOME OF THE ADS ON HERE ARE WAY OVER RATED GUYS AND WEMON COME ON YOU CANT BE THAT PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT ATLEAST IM REAL AND CAN TELL IT LIKE IT IS ..........ANYONE OUT HERE FEEL LIKE ME? EMAIL ME ILL GLADLY SEND YOU MY LINK TO MY PICS AND MORE ABOUT ME............I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THE 40 FAKE EMAILS TELLING ME YOU WANNA HOOK UP AND BLOW ME SO CHECK OUT YOUR SINGLES WEBSITE ........ WELL THE BJ WOULD BE NICE.........FUCK IS ANYBODY REAL?