Sunday, August 16, 2009

REAL woman wanted.

For the girl who attended the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, this guy is for you.

Craig's List - Detroit, MI

Dr. Livingston I presume?

I am looking for a REAL woman. One with a J-O-B. I am sick of dating women who don't keep it real and are just nothing but little girls that live in their daddy's basement. I am no longer accepting applications from ladies who live with their dads. So please have your own place and a car. I'm not trying to player hate, but I am NOT looking for a hook up or a one night stand, so if you are on here to use me for my penis and hit it and quit it, then move on to the next ad player, because I am looking for a relationship. Some women ONLY think with their vaginas! I am college educated, so please be educated too, I am sick of dating women who can't read, are they serious? If you can't read, then please stop having your friend Sharon read this ad to you and reply for you, I no longer fall for that girls. Please be literate. I am all MAN, I am handsome and have a lot going for me, I will send you a pic when I receive yours. Please send a face pic, I am tired of ladies sending me a beaver shot of the bearded clam. Why do women do this? Do you really think a picture of your vag is gonna turn me on and make me want to date you? IF you think you are Lady enough to get with this, then please send me an email with face pic, I guarantee you will not be disappointed.

Actual picture in ad. Sharon, stop reading this to your friend!


  1. Seriously, women STOP putting a pic of your VAG in craigslist ads! Damn, this guy has really been around.