This guy needs no commentary from me. His ad is hilarious on it's own. I'm just saying most wannabe Mormons out there do not look/act/think like this guy.
OkCupid - Austin TX - m4w
Username: OttoErickson
I am analytical, passionate and wild
My Self-Summary:
I was born on Valentines Day, 1973. I am an existentialist. Probably have closer to christian values but am wannabe mormon. Most say I should come with a "disclaimer" and would probably describe me as "inappropriate".
I was born on Valentines Day, 1973. I am an existentialist. Probably have closer to christian values but am wannabe mormon. Most say I should come with a "disclaimer" and would probably describe me as "inappropriate".
What I’m doing with my life:
Rocking Out With My Cock Out!
Rocking Out With My Cock Out!
I’m really good at:
witchery, country music, drunk women, filthy jokes, making out in alley ways and carpe fucking diem
The first things people usually notice about me:
Hair dye and cowboy boots
Hair dye and cowboy boots
My favorite books, movies, music, and food:
Books: Finally finished The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, it's a bummer. Currently reading The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter.
Books: Finally finished The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, it's a bummer. Currently reading The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter.
The six things I could never do without:
Maslow's hierarchy of needs, kitty cats, god, hot sauce, true love and cheating hell
Maslow's hierarchy of needs, kitty cats, god, hot sauce, true love and cheating hell
You should message me if:
you dislike white people with dreads, alt.country, serial killers (death is not entertainment), wicca, dogs (I think they're stupid and I want to eat them), cops, racism, david bowie and camping
you dislike white people with dreads, alt.country, serial killers (death is not entertainment), wicca, dogs (I think they're stupid and I want to eat them), cops, racism, david bowie and camping
Poor kitty! My question is always: who is taking this picture?
There's a Princess Bride joke in that last picture there. I just know it.
ReplyDeleteFURTHERMORE. Aren't these pictures supposed to be at least vaguely referential of some reason why a person would want to DATE this individual and not function strictly as chick repellent?
ReplyDeleteIt just seems like a good strategy to not start out with the ball gag and purple satin sheets. Maybe a nice, attractive, not creepy headshot or something?
Am I wrong?