Sunday, October 18, 2009

This guy needs no commentary from me. His ad is hilarious on it's own. I'm just saying most wannabe Mormons out there do not look/act/think like this guy.

OkCupid - Austin TX - m4w
Username: OttoErickson

I am analytical, passionate and wild

My Self-Summary:
I was born on Valentines Day, 1973. I am an existentialist. Probably have closer to christian values but am wannabe mormon. Most say I should come with a "disclaimer" and would probably describe me as "inappropriate".

What I’m doing with my life:
Rocking Out With My Cock Out!

I’m really good at:
witchery, country music, drunk women, filthy jokes, making out in alley ways and carpe fucking diem

The first things people usually notice about me:
Hair dye and cowboy boots

My favorite books, movies, music, and food:
Books: Finally finished The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, it's a bummer. Currently reading The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter.

The six things I could never do without:
Maslow's hierarchy of needs, kitty cats, god, hot sauce, true love and cheating hell
You should message me if:
you dislike white people with dreads,, serial killers (death is not entertainment), wicca, dogs (I think they're stupid and I want to eat them), cops, racism, david bowie and camping

Poor kitty! My question is always: who is taking this picture?


  1. There's a Princess Bride joke in that last picture there. I just know it.

  2. FURTHERMORE. Aren't these pictures supposed to be at least vaguely referential of some reason why a person would want to DATE this individual and not function strictly as chick repellent?

    It just seems like a good strategy to not start out with the ball gag and purple satin sheets. Maybe a nice, attractive, not creepy headshot or something?

    Am I wrong?