Thursday, October 22, 2009

I'm a cowboy-on a steel horse I ride

YOU'RE wanted, Dead or ALIVE

While his profile on Yahoo isn't absurd, it's still a little too sad and a little TMI for an online dating profile. His pictures, however, are deliciously absurd.

27 years old Belle Chasse, LA
Active in the last 3 days
Man seeking woman
I'm a simple country boy from outside of Austin Tx, I like taking drives in the country, drink alittle, Drop the tailgate down lay in the bed of my truck and watch the stars. I believe that respect is the key to life. I have a twin brother who lives outside of Salt Lake City. I have a big family back home 18 Adopted and 2 belong to the parents. I'm # 10 in the Family. I don't get along with alot of them so I stay away from the family as much as I can. I don't know who my Real Parents are and I don't care to.I have my own family and friends and trying to start a new life here.I've been here doing contracting construction work for over 2 and have years..I have a big heart but it's been walked on all of my life.One day I'll find happiness and when I do I'll be set for the rest of my life.I enjoy Bowling, Pool, Swimming, Extreme Sports, Football, dancing, jogging, walks in the park, Motorcycles, 4 Wheeling, Camping, Fishing, Working on my truck, Country Music, Rock, R&B, Soul, Blues, Metal...


  1. Nothing sexier than a man defiling the flag for use in a personal ad. Well...I dunno, that last shot (which is clearly his audition tape for the new Marlboro man)....tempting!

    And then I read his ad. And really, none of that should be your lead story, pardner. Maybe go with something a little more upbeat like the time you castrated your first pig or something. That's the ticket.

    Great blog! I'm adding it to my list of daily visits! :)

  2. Lol you are too funny! Thanks for adding us to your daily reads!