An expiration date on love

Craig's List - Washington D.C. - m4w


There is a bright side to cleaning

Everyone wants to be in love during winter and I'm no differnt. So it's a beautiful late October afternoon, and my relationship status is such that I am cleaning out my sock drawer. I get to the bottom, and discover 5 blue, foil squares. Ah...old friends, I remember you well. The optimism of buying a box of 12. The butterflies in the stomach on the night of your unveiling. And now you sit abandoned. And, it turns out, soon to expire.

I'm a frugal sort. I hate wasting anything. So now I've got a timeline for final deployment: Dec 1st. I'm very task oriented--I love working against a deadline. SWM, blue eyes, brwn hair, very handsome - relationship preferred.



Interesting approach. You can tell he is goal-oriented, organized and does not want to be wasteful. Too bad most girls don't want to date someone because his condoms will expire soon.