Keepin' the "ho" in "home"

This is a special post for "No wonder you're single"; She isn't single. Some guy had the gall to bring this "lady" home to meet his mother.

From OkCupid:

My Self-Summary
HAPPILY MARRIED and enjoy the company of a tender woman and sometimes a cool couple to hang out with. ONLY INTERESTED IN SINGLE or BI-LADIES FOR FREAKY FRIENDSHIP AND NOTHING MORE... I AM HAPPILY MARRIED. I'm looking for a female wanting to join in with a couple to spice things up in the bedroom for us. NO MEN IF YOU WOO OR CONTACT ME IN ANY WAY I WILL BLOCK YOU. If your a female not into men than let me know we can maybe work out a way where hubby can just watch if you like. WE ARE mostly looking for a female open to letting the hubby watch or you can play along with the both of us, have a great time, and WE PROMISE you wont be sorry:)
What I’m doing with my life
Blessed.... Enjoying IT.... Living it to the Fullest.... Got a man that can lay it and turned the quite girl-next-door into a pure FREAK!!!! I'm WELL taken care of in EVERY WAY so don't need any flattery.
I’m really good at
Making people beg... Causing arguments because he/she's staring at me... Being the central focus of wet dreams and pillow talk for couples... Keeping hubby hooked, locked, and loaded... Being the living example of a dream-cum-true WIFE. And KEEPING that innocent look in the street and that FULL BLOODED FREAK persona in the bedroom!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
My Chocolate... My Lips... My Ass... My breast... My sensual eyes... My wedding ring... My 6'2" husband staring down at them!
The six things I could never do without
My kids... My Husband... My dildos... My faith... My K/Y... My husbands d!ck in my mouth! No need to play pretty... I know why we're on here and it's for that and NOTHING ELSE...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Finding the right nubian lady to be a friend, a lover, a voyeur, a good Pu$$i eater, a pleaser, a moaner, a third-party participant...
On a typical Friday night I am
Naked... 69... Gagging... Sweaty... Panting... in total Bliss!
You should message me if
You meet the requirements of the above. DDD free... Seriously bout' IT... Have a vagina, breast, have a period, and use the lady's restroom when you need to piss.