Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets

I wonder why Mormon? Does he have something against other religions? Are the born agains not good enough for his dirty deeds?

Craig's List - Washington D.C. - m4w

Seeking Mormon Woman - 43

I am seeking a Mormon woman for ongoing fun. I am a take-charge, tall white man (not Mormon) and know that you Mormon women are extremely horny waiting for the right one to come along. I'll keep you pleasured as you look for him on an ongoing basis, and I'll be discreet as well. I know how to take charge of the situation, and will do so behind closed doors. Put the words 'Mormon Woman Seeking Fun' on the subject line and I'll know you are for real, not spam.

1 comment:

  1. That's brilliant. "I know your religion specifically teaches that premarital sex is a sin, but, hey, I'm discreet. Me and that Jesus fella, we're not on speaking terms or anything. No worries, babe, I'll keep your dirty, sinful secret."

    Eternal damnation? HAWT.