Sunday, September 20, 2009

Hamburger anyone?

What does it mean to be a female hamburger? And seriously, if you are a "female hamburger" pick a picture of an appetizing looking burger, not one that even McDonald's wouldn't serve.

Craig's List - Los Angeles - w4m

Female Hamburger looking to be spoiled - 32

Hi guys..I am a busy active chili burger looking for a man to totally pamper and spoil me. Medium complexion, average height. I enjoy being spontaneous and making people laugh. I also enjoy candlelight dinners, walks on the beach or just staying at home snuggling up with a DVD. I am a little spicy so your nights might be a bit hot..hope you can handle it? In return I'd love to take off with you in your private jet or hang out with you in your mansion. You will be proud to have me on your arm at parties and events. If you're in the entertainment business even better, I have had men tell me I am star material. What are you waiting for? Your pic gets more of mine.

Yeah, so what ARE you waiting for?

1 comment:

  1. I have never in my life heard anyone describe themselves as a hamburger. And also, a hamburger that is waiting to be spoiled? That's botulism, right there.

    There's nothing funny or attractive about food poisoning, people. Proper food handling is nothing to laugh about.