Rhyme Time!

Also from reader Anonymous. Sounds like a Backstreet Boys song that didn't make it to an album because it was just that bad.



Craig's List - Singapore - m4w


Are you for real?
Or is this just a dream?
Will you make me sing with joy?
Or will you make me scream?

Are you the light?
That shines so bright...
Will you hold me close?
And keep me warm at night?

I'm just a man
Just an ordinary man
I don't know much
But I'm trying to understand...

Are you, the one?
Are you the gold?
So, bright and bold...
Is that a silver line?

I have to hold...
Will you be my hell?
Pray heavens tell...
Maybe a devil in disguise?

Or an angel that fell?
I'm just a man
Just an ordinary man
I don't know much

But I'm trying to understand...
Are you, the one?

Ugh another poet.

Some advice for those placing personals. Don't try too hard to come off smarter than you are. This is the easiest thing to spot. Especially when the personals ad is put into poetry form. This time I will present you with a haiku - courtesy of reader Anonymous and whoever placed this lovely ad.


Craig's List - Singapore - m4w


a/s/l? 39/m/usa, swm, vgl, ddf, nsa, fwb...

Internet intros...
Facts and figures can't describe
Who we truly are

My words caught your eye
What might these *sparks* of intrigue
ignite? Let's find out...

Take a chance, shall we?
Like minds can bridge the abyss
Strangers become friends

My haiku greeting
Can simple words say enough
to inspire your reply?

Another poet

I think he means herbavorus lameus.


Craig's List - Los Angeles - m4w


29 Herbavorus-Studmuffinus

Yo.
I eat broccoli.
And when you see me dine
you'll be all about me.

But why be a bore
When we get to my door
Skip the bedroom
Let's get on the floor.

Personality
My mom says I is cool
I'm a little slow, don't like school
Yeah I'm white
That don't mean a thing
Just can't really dance or try to sing.

I wear this hat
And these shades
'Cause I r stud yo-
And drink gatorade.

My hat's green because I'm all about broccoli.
Don't say it's lame 'cause u can't stop me
From bein the stud that munches on leaves
twigs, grains, quinoa, berries.

Word. Yo, I'm out.

:)

Ugh another poet

One of those cases where this guy tries to be funny, which he is, just not in the way he planned. We are laughing at you dude, not with you.


Craig's List - Portland - m4w


What the Fuck?! my life has turned into a Carpenter's song - 30

Talking to myself and feeling old... All I need now is an eating disorder and piano. Now I'm writing a personal ad. ( a rather pitiful one at that)

Hell, there has to be a better song to sing!

We can go to the park.
We can have crushes on one another.
I will make you mixed tapes and food.
We can hibernate when the rain comes.
We can walk in the snow -
you can knit me a scarf -
I'll have no idea how to knit you anything.
I break sewing machines.
You'll get annoyed with me.
I'll get bored with you.
We'll both realize that we were wrong -
and do all that cute shit that people do when they realize that they were wrong.
We'll make out in public,
then be disgusted with ourselves -
we were "Those People",
but it'll be OK,
because we were drunk.
Friends will say we're "Cute Together".
I'll have no idea what you see in me.
We'll kill people, bottles, inhibitions.
Metaphorically.
We'll play roles,
Scrabble,
coy.
I'll win at trivial pursuit:
Utah Statehood 1864
Calcium: Atomic number 20
Sopwith Camel (look it up).
"East of Eden" - 1952
The Sound and the Fury - Faulkner.
But don't worry.
the non-trivial aspects are all yours.
We'll be like/as...
Fuck your similes.

If you're awesome write back.

Rhyme Time

I know part of reading poetry is interpreting its meaning, but in this case, no extra thought is needed.



Pounced.org - m4w - 31 - U.K.


Green Eyed Loving Reading Fur Looking To Make A Female Purr





Now if your like, A mad hatter,
Then hollar me, For a natter.
We'd make a nutty, Cooky crew,
As for the record, Im Insane too.

If you want, An RP or four,
Hopefully even, Something moar.
I am always, Feeling yiffy,
Able to pounce, In a jiffy.

I am not fierce, But will gently Nibble,
Till your jucies, Flow and Dribble.
My darker side, Ill hold at bay,
Bottled up, For deviant play.

Now its passed, Valentines week,
And a female, I still seek.
So if you like, What you see,
Then cum up and, Approach me.

Especially seeking, UK fur,
As long distances, Can deter.
A soulmate I, Do hope to find,
To share a furry, Life in kind.

If youll be, The one for me,
The heights of pleaseure, We shall see.
Forever more, Two spirits one,
From now until, Kingdom come.