Wishful thinking

Maybe the same guy posted these, or maybe perverted minds think alike!


Craig's List - Nashville - m4w

drive by my place and flash me - 31

31 white guy here seeking a real female to drive by my place and flash me breast or other, i am real seeking a real female, ill be out side all u have to do is email me for my address and come see me out side roll down window and flash me intersted email me asap

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Craig's List - Nashville - m4w

I'm drinking.... boobies?! - 27

girlfriend just broke up with me today because she found someone else! awesome..... blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So, I'm drinking, at home, ALONE..... Anyone wanna show me their boobies to make me feel better?! Come on.... Do your service to humanity.... :)

Dream On

I disagree with his title. I think he is usually dumb. Rather, I think he is unusually dumb.


Craig's List - Reno - m4w

Not usually dumb just with women - 45

I’m not normally stupid, just around women

My fantasies are diverse and perhaps crazy. And I’ve come to realize that two partial fantasies are all I will ever experience. But they were great so I suppose I shouldn’t complain. I wanted sex in high school in the worst way. But I was a virgin when I married. I should have married a whore but I married someone who “said” she had a high sex drive. But she got mad when I told her I fanaticized about her and other men. She got mad enough at the end of our marriage she had a few encounters. Although I loved it and encouraged her she felt guilty which turned to anger towards me for encouraging her. My next relationship was a little more open and we enjoyed several encounters and we shared our bed twice. We both loved the experience. But I was awarded custody of my children. She didn’t want to be a mom again so once again I was single. I swore I would never marry again. But one friend asked me to marry her. I told her I was not the kind of man a woman wants to marry. I explained I have a very high sex drive although I do try to contain it. If I didn’t get se everyday I would find a girl friend or open couples to take care of the drive. She explained she had her own lover and it wouldn’t be a problem. I didn’t even mention I could count all my lovers on part of a single hand. I told her about wanting to experience a black woman, a latino, a very large woman, an Indian, an amputee, share a married woman with her husband, take a date on a road trip with sex in the outdoors, be used by multiple women for their own satisfaction, experience a very dominant woman, a very athletic woman, etc. Again she was ok with them as long as I was safe. She couldn’t make up her mind rather she would want to know about it at the time or not. I told her I fantasized about another mans cum leaking from my bride as we got married. She said it’s ok to fantasize it’s not going to happen. I told her I wouldn’t mind raising black babies. She told me she didn’t want to have any kids of her own and she didn’t have a thing for black men. I figured well if I can fantasize and experiment a little on my own I would give it a try. So I married here. Now she hates my kids. She is jealous of any time I spend with them. She is so jealous of me I don’t have time to read a magazine and masterbate let alone try to fulfill any fantasies. So I have sex one to three times a year and I dream of fulfilling a fantasy or two someday.

In Your Dreams

Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w

I had a dream about you - 25

i had a dream where i meet a beautiful girl and she told me she'd be my g/f by mid next week. now first im not crazy it was a dream i understand that part second im sure your not the girl in my dream and believe me i dont expect as much. im posting this bc ive been kinda hanging my head real low and i believe this dream was the kick in the butt i needed to get back out there and try to be happy again im 25 5'9 wht/blue eyes brwn hair. im really mellow always crack jokes, im not a wigger nor do i ever think id ever become one i live alone in a dble house i own my car and i work alot. i just want someone to spend time with watching movies going to the bar for a drink and a game of pool. even if im not your type id still be willing to have a friend to talk to. i hope to hear from you soon! =)

Creepy. And confusing. First, he dreamed about you. Then he says it wasn't you. All I know is I'm pretty sure he is not the man of YOUR dreams.

The Melon Man

I just love the picture. As if the title didn't explain what this guy wants.


Craig's List - Los Angeles - m4w


Busty Girl Wanted

Are you out there?
If so please respond with your photo.
Looking for someone very cute and sweet.
Oh yeah did I mention BUSTY?
Are you available tonight?






Did he mention BUSTY? Only juicy melons for him, no grapes or oranges.

In your dreams

Craig's List - Houston - m4w


Wanted: Really Rich Doctor or Lawyer - 27

have a job, and its ok, but my dream job is to be a stay at home dad. I don't currently have kids and don't plan to have my own for a few more years, but if you're rich (and hot?!) I'll do what you want so I can stay at home, make cookies, pack lunches, take the dog for a walk and work on cars. If that's you, hooray!



I'm sure a woman who has worked really hard and is now a doctor or lawyer with money wants nothing more than a lazy husband. If she needs someone to take care of the house she will hire a maid.