i am the spinner of stories,
the teller of tales,
the purveyor of puns.
i am an entertainer at heart.(it really helps when bartending.)
i am;opinionated, but i am flexible.
open minded, though i am stubborn.
strong willed, yet they say i sway easily.
able to speak my mind, to a fault (when properly "loosened up")
very good at pissing people off when i try.
I don't even know what to say about this a-hole. This picture IS from his ad.