Driver wanted

Craig's List - Atlanta - m4w


OLDER GENTLEMAN WITH A BIG STICK - 51

I'm an older gentleman with a "Big Stick" and I'm looking for a young lady that is clean, sexy and in shape that would like to be pampered, and spoiled often. I'm in good shape so you need to be too. You must have your own car. Please send a picture with your reply. You can be a "Sugar Baby too". Thanks you! No Spam Please.

That's just my baby's daddy!

This ad comes from someone who aspires to secure a spot of the Maury Povich show. By way of Fayetteville, Arkansas, no less.

Need to get pregnant fast by clean educated man - w4m

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Date: 2009-11-28, 8:32AM CST

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Looking for a light skinned man to get me pregnant this coming weekend or early next week. You will need light brown blonde or red hair.

My husband and I have been trying to get pregnant for months now and my doctor says I'm fine so it must be him -- it would kill him not to have kids.

Be drug and disease free.

I figure we can try a couple of times while I'm visiting this week and hopefully I will be pregnant for my flight back home.

Send a couple of pictures of yourself, especially nude pics--can't do this if I'm not attracted to you. And tell me a bit about yourself

Spanglish 2.0

There is such a thing called a "language barrier", and this fellow is adding huge cinderblocks to that wall. One misspelling at a time.
*note, I know Brazilians speak Portuguese*

loking for a real relationship - 30 (new orleans)

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Date: 2010-01-09, 8:23PM CST

hei .......
Im brasilian men,30 years old, 5' 10",from brasil...I great personality,never ben married no kids but want some,don't smoke,like kids............
I looking for a girl 24- 32, sincere,sweet,real,someone that is attractive and wand built a relationship with......
if interested please responde with a picure........

Witchcraft

Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w


any blonde ladies into white witchcraft?

single white male slender beautiful physique dark haired, desires blonde white witchcraft practioner,i very recent acquired a book called THE PSYCHIC ENERGY WORKBOOK it is the study of channeling sexual and psychic energies from one's partner to converge into ONE aura,then one is supposed to become more clairvoyant and telepathic,and empathic to psychic healings,looking for divinely beautiful sensitive blonde supernatural arts practioner to explore with me.i don't know of any sexual magick that doesn't require nudity,so i guess you have to be ok with that.write me back if interested.

Guys really do love cars

Why does every dude think it is a good idea to compare himself to a car? This one sounds like a real clunker.



Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w


Classic 50's cruiser, lo miles, lo maint

Classic 50's cruiser, low miles, low maint, reliable, sleek lines, runs strong, idles smoothly, doesn't overheat or consume excess fluids, nicely balanced & comfortable. Impeccable condition aside from black original roof faded to grey. Carefully maintained & recently back on the market. Needs nothing except for a skilled driver who can appreciate the extraordinary. More details readily available.

Is she for real?

I don't know if this is real or fake - but I do know it's disturbing.



Craig's List - Phoenix - m4w


bukkake cum bath

i have a huge cum fetish. love receiving a facial and getting my perfect breasts covered in cum. my biggest fantasy is to be completely covered in dick juice, but one guy alone cant give me a cum bath. i want a large group of guys to cover me with their cum. i will be ready all night long and have no major plans except to get my cum bath!

since this is pretty wild i didnt want to post a photo that could be identified by somebody i might know... i want to be secret about this. i can send you a photo with your response if im interested in you coming by.

Fetish time!!

Craig's List - Phoenix - m4w


Bloodletting?

Ok, sure it sounds odd. I'm into practicing safe, clean, sanitary bloodletting.
Far-fetched as it may be, are there any women into this as well?
I'm not particularly looking for a sexual relationship, just a fetish practice.
I have all the required supplies: new clean scalpels, rubbing alcohol, cottom swabs, mouth wash, bandages(if needed or desired).
I only do this if my partner is willing and feels safe and comfortable. We can talk and get to know each other first if you desire.

You complete me.

Craig's List - Atlanta - w4m


Single Amputee Looking for Her Missing Part


What's left of me is beautiful, I don't need to be patronized. I'm very self-constius of my missing arm. When I was 16 my boyfriend and I got in a fight. Long story short, he's still in jail and I'm left with the consequences. Just so u know, I'm still kind of attached to him so I visit him about once a month still. Moving on... I'm very educated. I graduated from comm. college so its importunt to me that I find a man as eqaul educated as me. I'm the classy type girl you wanna take to ur mama, not the type to be thrown away after a one-night stand in the back of your crappy yellow Lincoln with torn seats.

If its importunt to u, I'm white. I'm about 5"5'. I'm a very romantic type. I want someone to take me out on a nice, fancy date and treat me like the classy woman I am. I have no kids though I want some. I like sex a lot so I plan on having alot of kids, but that just comes with the teritory ;) Oh yeah, one last thing, I really like God. Like if He were a person, u know, like walking down the street, we'd be best friends. You need to be a Christan, like me and I'm sure we'll get along real good.

No one wants to waste time, so email me your picture and I will send you one of me. I'm looking forward to meeting my true love. <3

Romance is dead!

Craig's List - Atlanta - w4m


Will help you get green card

Looking to help you get your green card, all I want is the money. I have no issues, good income, no sponsor needed, I don't want anything from you besides money. Hit me up if you are interested.

Shoot for the moon!

Craig's List - Atlanta - m4w


are you an intelligent artistic squirter?

Ok...so here it goes. Though I know this sounds a little strange to be seeking before knowing someone's personality it seems to be a characteristic I must have to be satisfied in a friendly/ or amorous sexual relationship. Im a SWM with an oral fixation and prefer the ever elusive women who "squirt" or pee when they climax. I do understand they are not the same thing and as long as you have a hair trigger response to oral stimulation/ or penetration which results in a orgasmic fountain it does not matter to me which it is. I like both. While it may seem superficial to seek this out in a potential amorous friend/ partner to me this rare gift typically reflects an openness and clarity in a woman's sexuality/ personality which i find irresistible. Not that this is the only thing Im drawn too; certainly not. I also prefer intelligent, sardonic, artistic types who read and have good hair but truly Im seeking the rare combination of all of these features.The proverbial needle in the hay stack apparently. Either way, I would really like to meet you. Lets talk.


Haha, spell check is telling me "squirter" is not a word. Guess we will have to write to Mr. Webster about that one.