Who says guys are afraid of commitment?

At age 20 he has been single for "to long." Maybe he should spend less time looking for girls and more time looking for the spellcheck button.


Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w


i want to marry someone asap - 20

like the title says i have been single for way to long i just want to get married and live a good life with awesome kids.

Spanglish 2.0

There is such a thing called a "language barrier", and this fellow is adding huge cinderblocks to that wall. One misspelling at a time.
*note, I know Brazilians speak Portuguese*

loking for a real relationship - 30 (new orleans)

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Date: 2010-01-09, 8:23PM CST

hei .......
Im brasilian men,30 years old, 5' 10",from brasil...I great personality,never ben married no kids but want some,don't smoke,like kids............
I looking for a girl 24- 32, sincere,sweet,real,someone that is attractive and wand built a relationship with......
if interested please responde with a picure........

Guys really do love cars

Why does every dude think it is a good idea to compare himself to a car? This one sounds like a real clunker.



Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w


Classic 50's cruiser, lo miles, lo maint

Classic 50's cruiser, low miles, low maint, reliable, sleek lines, runs strong, idles smoothly, doesn't overheat or consume excess fluids, nicely balanced & comfortable. Impeccable condition aside from black original roof faded to grey. Carefully maintained & recently back on the market. Needs nothing except for a skilled driver who can appreciate the extraordinary. More details readily available.

I gets no respect!

I am well known as a Grammar Nazi, but a particular pet peeve of mine is spelling. You can change the entire meaning of a word by misspelling it, and in this guys case, a sweet, honest guy becomes a an asshole by fault of one letter.

Tired of BS (nola)

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Date: 2009-11-25, 1:51PM CST

I would just like to meet someone without alterier motives. Hopeing this finds its way to some real people. Im a good guy, brutely honest, sarcastic sence of humor, ride a Harley, not to hard to look at I guess, 46 yrs old but most people guess me at 36, 6'3" bald, blue eyes,average build, 235 lbs, young at heart, usually dating girls upper twenties and thirties, petite to average I smoke and drink, like to have a good time as much as i like staying home. your pic gets mine

Last frist kiss?

I thought he just made a typo but it seems he wants a last frist kiss not a last first kiss. Dumbass. Not as cute when the guy can't spell the word first.


Craig's List - Cleveland - m4w

LAST FRIST KISS

IAM LOOKING FOR MY LAST FRIST KISS. A KISS THAT WILL START A LIFE LONG LOVE. A LITTLE ABOUT ME. 5'11" ABOUT 220 NOT FAT.LITE BROWN HAIR GREAT BLUE EYES AND A LOVE FOR LIFE AND WHAT EVER IT BRINGS. IF YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE MY LAST FRIST KISS ? LET ME KNOW. I WILL SEND A PIC IF YOU SEND ONE .

Thanks again to reader Anonymous for this submission (and others to come). Anonymous writes: "Perhaps the reason she can't find a guy is that she's too full of herself. 'People thought (sic) that I'm an angel'. 'I'm Asian Catherine Zeta-Jones' and is too fussy. Or maybe it's just the bad grammar... would turn any intelligent person off."

So true anonymous, so true.


Craig's List - Singapore - w4m


Living in the Heaven on the ground - 29

I don't think I'm lack of suitors or I'm too ugly for guys.
This site looks fake and those hanky panky types of persons love it that much.
I don't believe if i could find a true love here, or at least a genuine friendship.

Well, I just think to give myself a chance to write something.

Me:
Above average height, Asian Chinese rooted, good shape. More Pan- Asian look, people said I 'm Asian Catherine Zeta Jones.Grin.
Highly educated and running my family business.
Like golf and car racing, flying and diving,etc..My parents had brought to this "Gold "spoon family .
My family are close to the richest King in the small , rich country, which is in between the borneo Island.

People thought that I 'm an Angel. Good heart and genuine. I burnt millions for charity, and unlucky people........
I don't think I want to write everything here.

Definitely not creepy

With all the spelling errors he has made, it is hard to believe someone handed him a degree and someone else pays him money to work as an engineer.


Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w



Engineer seeking adorable live-in-blond-gf with love

Can not be more honest
Posting is real and some am I
Hope you are real
Add pretty much sums it up
Do you mind a guy who would love to spend time with you
Doing things with you
Do you mind a guy who pay you alot of attention and affection
Then you want me
LOL If you look hot in a string bikini I will move you in now
and ask you to marry me on XMAS

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I'm not sure how this is going to end well...


Craig's List - Atlanta - m4w


SWEET REVENGE !! - 40

OK... Heres the deal. I was cheated on by my ex-wife and the heartache kills. I feel revenge is the best medicine. I need the services of an extremely hot woman for one nite to go out to dinner with me at the establishment where my ex works. There will be no drama. You will be compensated for your time and of course, dinner on me. This is no loke. The hotter the woman, the better the compensation. Any interested canidates forward a pic and we can discuss futher in detail. I'll send a reply pic if necessary. No strings attached, dinner only. Thats it. Or, if you know anyone hot enough and evil enough to pull this off, please forward this to them. And no, i dont want to call an escort service. Thats alittle pricy for just taking someone out to dinner. I've had some strong responses, just looking to futher my canidate list. Thanks

CRZY SXY COL

At first I just thought this was yet another Craig's List ad made by a person who never had a chance at the spelling bee trophy. The title is ridiculous, and then there is that one spelling error toward the end of the ad that cracked me up. The other thing that cracked me up was that he can't spell awesome but he can spell conservative, appropriate AND application.


Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w


I'M AWSOME - 21

5’9”
180
I have an IQ over 100.
Well built.
I’m funny if your laid back.
I like to drink.
I occasionally smoke cigarettes.
I don’t like people who apologies all the time.
I hate spam.
I like to laugh.
I like to exorcise.
I’m impulsive sometimes and conservative other times,
I try to be appropriate with the application and timing.
I will tell you more if you tell me something interesting and not shallow.
Type UPT in the subject box and please send photos.



He likes to exorcise - does he help people who are possessed? Too bad Linda Blair didn't know him at age 12!

We start now.

Some people just get right to the point. No time for grammar. We start now.


Craig's List - Portland - m4w


be my bitch. be $18 to $22

be my bitch and I be ur sugar daddy. I'm handsome and clean. send a face picture or a myspace link. say something about the WEATHER so i know ur not spam mail. we start now. be cute and in shape, white and no drugs.

Feels good to be a gangsta

too bad it doesn't teach you how to spell.

Craig's List - Portland - m4w

young natino gangster lookin for suga mamma - 21

Frist of all i love to please and take care of my woman.As long as im taken care of.I like the finier thing's in life an dont worrie lady's age ant nothing but a number.I love fine dinning an travling an i love to party an have fun.All my frends tell im the funest person to kick it whith cuz im always keeping the party going.Just going to school an moven forword in my life so hit me up!.................................please have pictures

I wonder what school he is going to. Does 1st grade have an age limit?

Broken space key?

He somehow managed to spell beneficiary correctly, then got lazy on the rest of it. The space key was invented for a reason buddy.


Craig's List - San Bernadino - m4w


Seeking Female Beneficiary To Relocate Free Rent& Money2 Spend 4Us+Car

White.fourtyfour.yrs.six'three".twoThirtyFive.brn/blu.quiet Warm three bedroom location seeking female that may need to relocate south/west free rent extra car ∨ truck twoTenFiftySeven,near,fifteenFwy. enjoy trips to vegas,laughlin,mexico+;420+ motorcycle friendly requested