Who says guys are afraid of commitment?

At age 20 he has been single for "to long." Maybe he should spend less time looking for girls and more time looking for the spellcheck button.


Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w


i want to marry someone asap - 20

like the title says i have been single for way to long i just want to get married and live a good life with awesome kids.

That's just my baby's daddy!

This ad comes from someone who aspires to secure a spot of the Maury Povich show. By way of Fayetteville, Arkansas, no less.

Need to get pregnant fast by clean educated man - w4m

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Date: 2009-11-28, 8:32AM CST

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Looking for a light skinned man to get me pregnant this coming weekend or early next week. You will need light brown blonde or red hair.

My husband and I have been trying to get pregnant for months now and my doctor says I'm fine so it must be him -- it would kill him not to have kids.

Be drug and disease free.

I figure we can try a couple of times while I'm visiting this week and hopefully I will be pregnant for my flight back home.

Send a couple of pictures of yourself, especially nude pics--can't do this if I'm not attracted to you. And tell me a bit about yourself

Another Ranter!

Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w


i am deaf guy who said no babies means no pains

I think that when some people may realize that strong drugs or drink is not good for their health but they take them anyway because their bad feeling keep telling them, if you don't take them then that bad feeling will increase bad feeling in order to trick them into thinking that what if the bad feeling will last lifetime therefore they take them in order to shut up the bad feeling. I think they are tricked by their bad feeling because in reality the drugs and drink are far more deadly bad feeling than natural bad feeling

Now I am talking about having children which I think it's same thing with drugs and bad feeling. Some people may realize that earth is overpopulation and full of pains therefore they decide not to have a baby but their bad feeling keep pressure on them by telling them that if they don't have a baby then they will suffer with more bad feelings, eventually they give up then decide to have a baby. I think they are too selfish with their bad feeling because they should rather suffer with their bad feeling for refusing to have a baby. Because having a baby is more deadly painful than their bad feeling. For from one baby can produce millions of people on earth in the future therefore the pain can be countless.

Sometime they may make a good excuse for having a baby is that "what if my baby can be helpful to painful world" ? But its no guarantee that their child will help stop people from having more babies. No child is guarantee no more children. Why not they adopt a child to help the world instead ?

Some people may say why not I kill myself because I don't believe in more babies. Well, I think I am too selfish to be still alive. Whether I kill myself or not , pain is still wrong. Some people may say I may have more pain than average people but what if they have a baby then that will be double pains than I have because of additional people on earth.

The cruder the better.

Interesting way of putting things.


Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w


willl u hold toilet paper while i take dumps - 50

want a devoted women

Depresso

Guys - I know it's hard out there sometimes - but this is not the way to get a woman.

Craig's List - Portland - m4w

SO that is that - 30
Ok you win Portland, seattle women were right, I am ugly to the point of unlovability. Wont try anymore. Im gone in three days and all I can think is I wish I could afford a hooker just to feel some human connection with a woman. Seattle was bad but here, with the outward show of friendliness most people make I thought it might be different now I realize the smiles I see are mocking and the friednly airs exsist only so long as you think I have something to mooch. It really is a bummer, when I first arrived I felt like I was escaping from three year sentence in Hell. I realize now I just ditched one circle of it for another-the hell of mocking false friendship. Bye.

This one is just sad

I just feel bad for this girl. She should set her standards a little higher.


Craig's List - San Diego - w4m


lie to me - 34

So, I have decided that I don't need to be in love; I just want to believe I am in love. Lie to me. Tell me I am pretty. Make me feel special. Act like I am the woman you've always wanted. In return, I will look at you with stars in my eyes. I will fuck you. I will do your laundry and even cook.

Who's in?

Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures

If this is what she says in her original post, what do you think she is hiding?


Craig's List - Los Angeles - w4m


Help Out A Good Looking Pregnant Chick?

Here's the deal: I'm a 25 year old 5 month pregnant chick that needs to make $2,500 by the end of this week!! I just found out that my now ex decided to start a full on relationship with another woman who he recently got a place with & has left me with no way to pay the bills, get rent paid or feed our 9 month old son, nor is he helping to take care of his responsibilities!!
I'm NOT a "pro/ escort/ street whore" etc. but I NEED to make this $2,500 to keep myself in the clear for the next month or two & a friend suggested I try this out. If you're legit, honest D&D FREE & can help me out with all or at least a decent amount of the $2,500 , please feel free to email me. I'm a very good looking pregnant chick; not fat or overweight!! I'll send a picture to legit guys who would like to meet with a legit girl who's not a "pro' type.

NO game players
NO time wasters
NO liars
NO pic collectors