OkCupid, Seattle
24 / F / Bisexual / Available

I am whit, proud, and hot.

My Self-Summary
READ! now in Settle. im 24. im whit n proud. drinks n drugs r good thugz aint. back off paco n tyrone dis all proud whit girl here. i got a bf n i aint sleepin wit u after 1 mesage. back off old guys im 24! ICKY!

READ! I HATS BLACKS N OLD MANS! STOP MESAGIN ME DARKIES N CREPERS!!!

What I’m doing with my life
sleepin wit yo man


I’m really good at
gittin hi

The first things people usually notice about me
but and how hot i am

The six things I could never do without
sex bud meth beer parteys men

I spend a lot of time thinking about
4×4 bass fishin buble baths camaros candles cowboyz eminem fast cars fredriks of holywood frog giggin gretchen wilson harleyz huntin jack kid rock lether marlboro reds meth motorcyclez muddin nascar sexy short skirts strip clubs toby keith trans ams usa whit power 420

On a typical Friday night I am
hi

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
nothin is privats wit me


You should message me if
ur hot

She will set you on fire with her eyes and not in a good way.

Craig's List - Austin - w4m


Crazy in love with life - 22

this computer has no spell check...so ENJOY! its going to be a bumpy ride.

Man alive. i had the worlds best CL add typed up.annnnnd then the computer crashed . after a few choice words not to mention some extream restraint on my part for not throwing the laptop across the room. i have started again, and sadly this one is going to be painstakeingly bland.*sigh*
ME:
crazy tall, 6'3"
Artistic ,spontanious, insanely odd.
chubby...fat...big boned however the heck you want to say it.
(all this personality cant fit in a little package noooo way)
im outdoorsy and go to the gym regularly i simply have more chubbin for the lovein.(for some odd reason that saying allways makes me think of bunnys)
Any who~
i have a kid *GASP* calm down...breath...okay listen. im not trying to push my kid on anyone, and if we did hit it off. you would not be meeting her untill waaaaaaaaaay downt the line.

feel better? okay ill continue.
my hair is forever changeing. curently im in a bright red kick. but who knows when it will change again.
quite a few tattoos.

YOU:
20-30 something. im bendy on the age. as it is but a number.
Dont care about hight.
if you can keep up with me then i dont really care about shape.
race is again not an issue.
however. if your mama droped you on your head as a child after you chewed on lead lined baby crib bars im not intrested.
i apreciate debate.intelegance is attractive to me.
relatively atractive would also be lovely.
FUNNY. oh lord if you can make me laugh i can forgive everything.
owning a T-rex is a big plus

now here are the kickers.
No 420 or atleast not be dependent on it. i dont like drugs around me.
non smoker would be the best. but if you just dont do it around me we would be gravy. im alergic and trust me it would not be
pretty.

and the big one (drum roll plz)
manners. as in , have them. dont ask me to come over for "sexy time" in the first email or i will set you on fier with my eyes~!
i dont want to have to explain another dissaperance to the cops. my excuses are running a little thin.
"oh that scorch mark officer...uh...thats just where a meteor landed ..yep , fell right out of the sky"

shoot this is too long.

PUT "Mad ninja skillz" in the subject line so i can sift through the non ninja bots. Thanks.

Who says guys are afraid of commitment?

At age 20 he has been single for "to long." Maybe he should spend less time looking for girls and more time looking for the spellcheck button.


Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w


i want to marry someone asap - 20

like the title says i have been single for way to long i just want to get married and live a good life with awesome kids.

Nerd Alert

He doesn't care about looks or careers. But he does care about World of Warcraft.


Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w


World of warcraft? - 25





25 white male looking for a female to be friends with and possibly date. Looks are not that important to me. Being able to spend time with someone doing something I like as in playing wow with is more important. If you are interested email me put "I play wow" for the subject so I can know you are a real person. Anymore question feel free to ask.

Foot Master

Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w


Kiss Your Feet - 44

I'm just looking for a women that will let me Worship her feet for about 30 minutes.Looking for a white woman between 18 to 45 with pretty feet .Let me know if you are the one.I tried to place this add before but all I got was a bunch of spams wanting me to sign up for some web sites.So if your real can you put cute feet in the response.Let me know what you would like in retun for making this really happen...Just really like to Kiss, Rub and suck your Toes.

Thanks

Do you really think this guy should be reproducing?

Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w

BABY MOMA WANTED - 44

HELLO LADIES.. I AM A SINGLE BLACK MAN WHO IS SEEKING A NICE, SWEET WOMAN TO HAVE MY BABY. I WILL COVER ALL EXPS, PLUS $$$$. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE UP BEING MOM UNLESS YOU DESIRE. BUT I REQUIRE TO BE A PART OF OUR CHILD'S LIFE AND I WILL BE THERE EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. ONLY THE SERIOUS REPLY!!

Too Many Fish in the Sea

Picture below is the picture from the actual ad.


Craig's List - New Orleans - m4w


Just Fishing - 38

Well I am told there is a lot of fish in the see so I am throwing out my line to see if I get a nibble. I like all types of fish but definitely prefer if someone cleans them for me. I do catch and release the ones that are too small and the ones that are too large. Really in the mood to eat some fresh fish. Love to catch one worth mounting. I have plenty of bait so I guess I will see what is biting. Not interested in fish that would have a problem with a 5'11 165 lb fishermen. Any nibbles with "CATCH AND RELEASE" in the subject line will get a response. All others will just be deleted along with the generic replies. So what kind of fish are you?

Fetish time, yet again

Just in case you didn't understand the ad, he has provided pictures with demonstrations.


Craig's List - Atlanta - m4w


Your ass, my face...no recip - 40

I am addicted to a woman's ass...please help with my addiction :-)

Would you like a man to worship your sexy ass? All shapes and sizes are welcome to inquire.

Would you enjoy sitting clothed on a mans face while you watch tv? talk on the phone?

Would you enjoy a soothing tongue licking your ass clean after a long day at work or working out at the gym?

Maybe some kissing and sniffing of your sexy ass!

Nothing sexual needed. I stay clothed.

I am very oral if you would want relief as well. Nothing is ever needed in return.

Say what?

Craig's List - Atlanta - m4w


Racial Abuse - 33

Looking for a young sexy black woman turned on by the idea of an older white man being forceful, rough, and racially abusive with her. Slaps, belt-swings, horrible language (and especially that one word) -- even that barely covers it all. And I'd do my best to convince you I mean it, that I do think such is proper and natural, when no, I really don't. I just note the idea makes some of you wetter and it can be a lot of fun for both parties. Those few D/s blacks not racist enough to tolerate white owners as well as black ones -- well, they're a hell of a lot of fun. Rough sex, hot talk, why hold back? Intertwined limbs showing a dichotomy of coloration -- that's almost as sexy as cumming in a pretty young lady who's crying her ass off, because she asked you to make her cry as you did so...

This isn't for everyone. But I'm sure I'll get my say. Black-positive but kinky? Love the Americans that take a non-offensive post and flag it down over it being beyond their understanding. Keep it up, normally I can't repost for 3-4 days, but each time it's removed I get a fresh repost/top-billing for reposting it. It's an otherwise boring day...



No wonder his post keeps getting flagged. And no wonder he is still single.

Bob Barker would be proud

Bob Barker was always begging us to spay and neuter our pets!


Craig's List - Atlanta - m4w


Seeking Female To "NEUTER" Me - 26

I am looking for a female to neuter me... YES i said Neuter as in "spay and neuter your pet" If you are interested in castrating (snipping the nuts off a guy) please email me and please be serious. I prefer someone with experience (ie. Farm, Pigs, Cattle, etc) Experience is not necessary but please be willing to learn. If you are curious about the subject then please google Burdizzo, Elastrator, Castration.

Serious Inquiries only. I am not seeking ROLE PLAY i am seeking REAL PLAY

Please change subject line to SNIP SNIP so i know your not spam.

Thank You :)