Thanks to Anonymous for sending us this ad all the way from Singapore. Just when I think there can't be any other fetishes out there that we haven't posted about already, Anonymous finds one.


Craig's List - Singapore - m4w


Seeking average looking woman with problem skin - 45 (SG)

I will admit to having a rather unusual fetish. I am very attracted to women with poor skin. Don't ask me why; it just turns me on.

I am looking to have a relatively carefree fling with you to explore some things on a physical level. Ideally, you are attracted to older men are married or otherwise attached and are looking for some discreet fun on the side on an on-going basis. If so, we will be a perfect match.

I am caucasian, funny and fun to hang out with, tall and fit. I don't care much about your ethnicity or age, though late 20s to ;late 30s would be ideal.

THIS AD IS VERY GRAPHIC - You have been warned

Submitted by reader Anonymous who writes "this guy is horrible and deserves to be castrated, but it's no wonder he can't find anyone." This guy is very graphic. You have been warned.


Craig's List - Singapore - m4w


THIS AD IS FOR THE HARDCORE SUBMISSIVE ONLY!!

Dom Bull here looking for a new toy use, abuse & reuse.

YOU: youngish (18-30), submissive and does anything the master asks.
You will be used for my pleasure in anyway i see fit.
You wil Suck & Fuck me, my friends, any random guy/guys i tell you too
You understand that this is an ongoing thing, you will be my new sex slave to cure my sexual fantasies.
You also understand that this is a fanstasy relationship at first with the possibility of being my girlfriend and possibly slutwife to be shared in a network of other slutwives.
You understand that this is a protected safe relationship and does NOT and will NOT involve any torture, scat(possably watersports), violence or extreme rape or other types of sexual misconduct.
You will be facefucked, anal, creampie, gangbang, dped, tripple ped, and whored around.
You will be used in fantasy as a submissive cumslut but you will not be abused as such. Only used to satisfy my needs and maybe more.

Serious only. Singapore girls, are you ready for this?

YOU MUST: reply with pics, stats, and what you are willing to do and how often.


I don't even know what some of those things are. Or want to know. He says you will not be abused, but most of those things sound pretty abusive. He has watched one too many pornos.

Below Average Joe

For someone who spends a lot of time thinking about the woman of his dreams, he sure doesn't show it.


OkCupid - Westminster, Maryland - m4w

My Self-Summary

There isn't much to tell about me. I won't impress your friends and I probly (<-- yeah, that's how I like to spell it) won't impress you either. I am completely average to borderline mediocre to look at. I don't like to hang out with large groups of people. I can't stand clubs but I could spend all night at the right bar. Sadly I still live with my parents (It's complicated). I don't have the greatest teeth and probly the worst skin of anyone you know. I dropped out of highschool and got a GED when I was 15. I currently work in Information Technology doing onsite first and second level desktop and network support (Not Geeksquad :x). I love computers and video games. Nothing makes me happier than sitting around playing games or watching movies/tv. I also love to sleep for hours and hours on end. I do like to go out to eat and love to see movies in theatres. I love amusement parks and riding just about any ride. Not waterparks tho. I hate the beach and places like them, they are boring. I don't dance at all and have no desire to. Ever. I listen mainly to punk and alternative rock and other than the occasionally guilty pleasure, I don't stray. I am slightly overweight at the moment by like 20-30 pounds, but I am working on losing it. I used to be about 60 pounds overweight. :/ I don't like kids and have no desire at this point in my life to have any. I don't really like to read that much, but I do try to read the occasional book. I probly put a bunch of stuff in here that will turn off a lot of people, but I didn't come here to lie about myself just to hook up with someone. Anything else you want to know, just ask. I'm pretty open about myself.

What I’m doing with my life:

Pretty much just working full time at my job and waiting for whatever.

I’m really good at

making excuses for all the things I suck at.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

meeting the girl of my dreams.

On a typical Friday night I am

Playing video games, watching Stargate on sci-fi, watching Real Time with Bill Maher and did I mention playing video games?

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have only ever dated and had sex with one girl. Shameful thing for a 25 year old to admit in this day and age. :/

Only one girl? You mean you actually found a girl to date you?

Rebound

No question about it. You ARE the rebound chick.


Craig's List - Boston - m4w

Getting divorced on Tuesday - 44

So I go to court Tuesday to finalize my divorce and would like to have a date for Tuesday night. Thought it would be good to go out with a fun woman.

I am 44, 6ft, in shape, attractive professional, who is outgoing and likes to laugh. I would like to meet a nice woman, mid 30's-mid 50's, attractive, fun, sensual with a great sense of humor.

Send along a note about yourself and a picture, I will respond in kind.

Wishful thinking

Maybe the same guy posted these, or maybe perverted minds think alike!


Craig's List - Nashville - m4w

drive by my place and flash me - 31

31 white guy here seeking a real female to drive by my place and flash me breast or other, i am real seeking a real female, ill be out side all u have to do is email me for my address and come see me out side roll down window and flash me intersted email me asap

_______________________________________________

Craig's List - Nashville - m4w

I'm drinking.... boobies?! - 27

girlfriend just broke up with me today because she found someone else! awesome..... blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So, I'm drinking, at home, ALONE..... Anyone wanna show me their boobies to make me feel better?! Come on.... Do your service to humanity.... :)

Another poet

I think he means herbavorus lameus.


Craig's List - Los Angeles - m4w


29 Herbavorus-Studmuffinus

Yo.
I eat broccoli.
And when you see me dine
you'll be all about me.

But why be a bore
When we get to my door
Skip the bedroom
Let's get on the floor.

Personality
My mom says I is cool
I'm a little slow, don't like school
Yeah I'm white
That don't mean a thing
Just can't really dance or try to sing.

I wear this hat
And these shades
'Cause I r stud yo-
And drink gatorade.

My hat's green because I'm all about broccoli.
Don't say it's lame 'cause u can't stop me
From bein the stud that munches on leaves
twigs, grains, quinoa, berries.

Word. Yo, I'm out.

:)

Yeahhhh

Craig's List - Los Angeles - m4w


YOUNGER NIGHT GIRL WANTED

* IF YOUR PARENTS IGNORE YOUR FINANCIAL NEEDS THEN I WILL BE YOUR DADDY.
* I KNOW YOU ARE BROKE AND HAVE NO WAY TO GET WHAT YOU WANT, LIKE CLOTHES, SHOES, PARTY, CAR PAYMENTS AND MUCH MORE.
* RELAX, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO START HELPING ME OUT. IF YOU ARE REALLY COOL JUST OVER 18 Y.O. THEN I LIKE TO MEET YOU. CAR, OFFICE, GARAGE, ROOF, SECRET PLACE OR FRIENDS HOUSE.
* IMAGINE HAVING A STEADY ONE THOUSAND IN YOUR HAND EACH WEEK.
* I AM FUNNY TOO, NORMAL, SEXY, WILD, INTELLIGENT.
* SEEK A SOLUTION OUT OF THE BOX BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. YOU DESERVE A BETTER SITUATION.
* TRUST ME I KNOW YOU ARE SAD RIGHT NOW BUT THERE IS HOPE IN THE END OF THE TUNNEL.
* PLEASE DON'T BE WEIRD.


Haha, "please don't be weird"? Because mentally sane, non-weird girls are going to be all over this guy.

She wears the binoculars in the relationship

Craig's List - Reno - w4m


Stalker Seeks Stalkee

30 Year Old Female Stalker seeks 25+ male stalkee. Must have a good stake out employment location and living room with a view. Car must stand out to be easily visible and favorite bar location knowledge is a must. Must be on MySpace, Facebook, Classmates and be found on any free background check search engine. Must have cell phone with GPS tracking capability and a listed landline number. Please note I am a stalker only and do not wished to be stalked as well. I wear the binoculars in the relationship. Please reply with Social Security Number and references if interested.

Dream On

I disagree with his title. I think he is usually dumb. Rather, I think he is unusually dumb.


Craig's List - Reno - m4w

Not usually dumb just with women - 45

I’m not normally stupid, just around women

My fantasies are diverse and perhaps crazy. And I’ve come to realize that two partial fantasies are all I will ever experience. But they were great so I suppose I shouldn’t complain. I wanted sex in high school in the worst way. But I was a virgin when I married. I should have married a whore but I married someone who “said” she had a high sex drive. But she got mad when I told her I fanaticized about her and other men. She got mad enough at the end of our marriage she had a few encounters. Although I loved it and encouraged her she felt guilty which turned to anger towards me for encouraging her. My next relationship was a little more open and we enjoyed several encounters and we shared our bed twice. We both loved the experience. But I was awarded custody of my children. She didn’t want to be a mom again so once again I was single. I swore I would never marry again. But one friend asked me to marry her. I told her I was not the kind of man a woman wants to marry. I explained I have a very high sex drive although I do try to contain it. If I didn’t get se everyday I would find a girl friend or open couples to take care of the drive. She explained she had her own lover and it wouldn’t be a problem. I didn’t even mention I could count all my lovers on part of a single hand. I told her about wanting to experience a black woman, a latino, a very large woman, an Indian, an amputee, share a married woman with her husband, take a date on a road trip with sex in the outdoors, be used by multiple women for their own satisfaction, experience a very dominant woman, a very athletic woman, etc. Again she was ok with them as long as I was safe. She couldn’t make up her mind rather she would want to know about it at the time or not. I told her I fantasized about another mans cum leaking from my bride as we got married. She said it’s ok to fantasize it’s not going to happen. I told her I wouldn’t mind raising black babies. She told me she didn’t want to have any kids of her own and she didn’t have a thing for black men. I figured well if I can fantasize and experiment a little on my own I would give it a try. So I married here. Now she hates my kids. She is jealous of any time I spend with them. She is so jealous of me I don’t have time to read a magazine and masterbate let alone try to fulfill any fantasies. So I have sex one to three times a year and I dream of fulfilling a fantasy or two someday.

A New Approach...

Craig's List - Atlanta - m4w


Looking for a two night stand... - 31

Since one night stands do not seem to be popular anymore, I've invented the two night stand. That way you know it wasn't just because of the hang over or some misc reason for not turning it into a commitment just based on sex. Look at it this way ladies, at least you get breakfast in the morning. With a one night stand, you have to leave the same night, so the two night stand is where its at:-) . I know what you are thinking, he's insane, but the truth is you are like hmn crazy as it seems I'd like to try it. right....


Because all ladies really want is breakfast to be included.