tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7618580738631363733.post4254173033243321362..comments2023-10-22T04:07:33.536-07:00Comments on No Wonder You're Single: Nothing says loving like a tub full of cereal.Personals Hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01061044352453086475noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7618580738631363733.post-38439666561379342772009-10-23T02:50:59.309-07:002009-10-23T02:50:59.309-07:00NO! No! This is NOT OK! I am a very, very toler...NO! No! This is NOT OK! I am a very, very tolerant person, but this is UNACCEPTABLE! And disgusting! And a public health hazard!<br /><br />1) "3) You must be comfortable in the doggie style position. I don�t see any other way to avoid shrinkage and still let you enjoy your cereal before it becomes too mushy. "<br /><br />Dude. It's a tub of cereal. And you're both bathing in it. And having sex in it. AND YOU'RE INVITING HER TO EAT THIS NASTY SHIT WHILE YOU DO IT?! It's a tub full of dead skin cells! And semen! And vagina goo!<br /><br />Also?<br /><br />"5) I plan on making this a safe encounter to please feel free to bring your own utensils. "<br /><br />Bring your own utensils?! How 'bout a full body dental dam?! And a pre-filled prescription for penicillin?!<br /><br />But, also, this part?<br /><br />"I will need to insist that I wear a Mexican wrestling mask a la Nacho Libre."<br /><br />Wait....that's kinda hot. Nevermind.~ADhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06334005739029445799noreply@blogger.com